Jesus junk

[Matthew23]

I just felt like sharing the lyrics to a song i heard on the way home from work today. Some Christians may get offended by this one, but it will definitely make you think...

"I want a virgin Mary nightlamp
Bible hero lunch box
The Chroud of Turin on my wristwatch
Only listen to Christian rock

Gospel Cola in the morning
Then make my Velvet Jesus Bed
I want some Holy Trini-tea Bags
Covenant Candy fish, and loaves of bread

Gold plated Crown of Thorns Messiah Ring
Belt buckle's a descending dove
Hang a chrome fish on my truck
They'll know we're Christians by our love of junk

All my Jesus Junk
Yeah, my Jesus Junk
I am
A Jesus Junkie.

Give me a piece of the true cross
The thigh bone of a saint
I long for something Holy
This sub-culture ain't... real

Testa Mints to make my breath fresh
Bible Gum and Christian science fiction
Where Jesus turns wine into water.

All my Jesus Junk
Yeah, my Jesus Junk
I am
A Jesus Junkie.
Song written and performed by Atomic Opera

WWJD?

Matt